VyperDunks!

Well everyone saw Kobe get over the Aston Martin and that wasn't enough so now he's got to go even better stupider by jumping over a pool of snakes with the duys from "Jackass". This time Kobe jumps over a kiddie pool full of snakes with Chris lying in the pool. Looks like the shoe companies are going back to the old school advertising strategies like "jump higher run faster" takes me back to the Sandlot.

"Wow mom, with those "Kobe Hyperdunks" I can jump over a pool of snakes!" Mom, mom i just gotta have 'Em!"
(reporter)...1 day later death toll by snakes rises 200% in last week.

Jay-Z vs. Soulja Boy

Last week after the Wizards beat the Cleveland Cavaliers 101-99 there was some trash talking in the Wizards locker room. During an interview with The Washington Post, LeBron's name kept coming out of Stevenson's mouth.

"He's overrated, And you can say I said that." said Deshawn.

Whoa, Timeout! When asked about what Stevenson said, King James just laughed.

"With DeShawn Stevenson, it's kind of funny," said James. "It's almost like Jay-Z (responding to a comment) made by Soulja Boy. It doesn't make sense."

I hope we see the Cavs in the playoffs so we can reclaim our crown!

Rockets Reach 22-0 With Win Over Lakers

With Kobe placing the straps on Tracy holding him to 4-16 shooting, the rest of the team stepped up to continue their record run. Raefer Alston had a record high 31 points with 8 tre's. The Rockets held a lead for the majority of the game until the Lakers battled back to within 2 points. Battier and Jackson continued to sink tre's, surging to a 10 point lead at 96-86, then Jackson hit a jumper from the wing that made it 100-86, putting the game out of reach.
Every time the Lakers got close, someone other than McGrady would keep Houston ahead.

“Let’s keep it going,” McGrady said. “This was a good test for us. We came out and took care of business.”

McGrady hopes this win silences some of the skeptics. Critics continue to dismiss Houston's 22-0 streak as a fluke, saying the Rockets have played a bunch of weak teams.

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LEBRON Scores The Cover of Vogue

Lebron James, the Cleveland Cavaliers' superstar will appear on the April cover of Vogue, along with Gisele Bundchen. He will become only the third male, and first black male to be featured on the cover of the well known fashion magazine. 6'9" James on the cover screaming, with 5'9" Gisele in his arms reminds me of King Kong. Look how small she is to him. She doesn't look to comforatble in his arms, with the facial expression exclaiming "Are we done yet?"

PONY?

Just after Randy signed a three year deal earlier this week to remain with the Patriots for a nice $27 mil. There seems to be an endorsement down the way too. According to CNBC's Darren Rovell, Moss is close to sealing a deal with PONY. Yeah you heard right PONY! They seem to be trying to resurrect themselves, but you can't resurrect a pony after it's been dead for 30 years! Last time PONY was even close to being hot was like back in the 70's when they had Ali & Pele rockin' they shit! I mean c'mon what happened to Nike & Sprite, or even Converse, couldn't even hop on with Dwayne. After all those years with Minesota you didn't learn.

I mean like FUCK! what were you thinking?

Wade Out For Season

Miami's Dwayne Wade is out for the remainder of the season to further rehabilitate his surgically repaired left knee.
“I’m doing what’s right,” Wade said Monday night.
Wade becomes the third Heat player who’s out for the season due to injuries.

Wade will get about 3 1/2 months off before the U.S. Olympic men’s basketball team resumes training for this summer’s Olympic Games. “I’m still committed to the Olympic team,” Wade said. “But right now, my focus is on getting healthy.”

Me personally, I think Dwayne should sit out the Olympics. What's the point of resting for the rest of the season and then jumpin' in the olympics where you could potentially get injured. And if you didn't notice Dwayne is INJURY PRONE. Of course there will be those few who say "well he wants to play for his country." Well did you not see the rest of our lineup.
At least we ain't like the Chinese and forcin' our players to play through injury.
-- BlaKK Rhyno