Showing posts with label Seriously?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Seriously?. Show all posts

VyperDunks!

Well everyone saw Kobe get over the Aston Martin and that wasn't enough so now he's got to go even better stupider by jumping over a pool of snakes with the duys from "Jackass". This time Kobe jumps over a kiddie pool full of snakes with Chris lying in the pool. Looks like the shoe companies are going back to the old school advertising strategies like "jump higher run faster" takes me back to the Sandlot.

"Wow mom, with those "Kobe Hyperdunks" I can jump over a pool of snakes!" Mom, mom i just gotta have 'Em!"
(reporter)...1 day later death toll by snakes rises 200% in last week.

Non Hip Hoppers should NEVER review Hip Hop Concerts


Ye has recieved so much LOVE from EVERY1 and EVERYWHERE then there's this guy:




His Review:
For years now, critics have snickered that Kanye West lives in his own world.

His latest tour seems hellbent on proving them right.

At Tuesday night's Madison Square Garden stop on his national "Glow in the Dark" tour, West rapped and roamed around an otherwise empty stage, assuring that all focus would land entirely on himself.

The vast staging mimicked a lunar landscape in a world far away, underscoring "Glow's" intergalactic theme, which served the star's ego as well. At one point in the night's "Lost in Space" scenario, West met a female space alien who, naturally, recognized him.

"You're the biggest star in the universe," she exclaimed.

Perhaps he is, because on this tour West is getting away with an order - no pictures taken by the press - that has been decreed by just one other musician, Bob Dylan.

The comparison may not flatter West as an artist, but on his own level, he deserves his kudos and hits. As emphasized by the repertoire in his 90-minute show, his songs are full of originality and hook appeal. Unfortunately, last night's bizarre presentation of them took away from their zest rather than adding to it.

By appearing as a solitary figure on a blank expanse - with his band banished to a place literally beneath him - West seemed remote, static and even lonely. Your average production of "Waiting for Godot" sees more action than this. Couple that with the dark lighting and heavy use of fog, and fans had little more to behold than a shadowy blur, relieved only by repetitive videos of explosions to simulate drama.

That's a shame because, as a rapper, West delivered his material with deftness and force. He worked his way around the staccato gospel chorus of "Jesus Walks" with amazing grace and took daring liberties with the beat in "Champion," adding cool a cappella breaks. His music ably ran the gamut from the soul of "All Falls Down" to the lounge R&B of "Gold Digger" to the synth-pop of "Stronger."

Next time West may want to take a cue from one of his three opening acts - Lupe Fiasco - who came out all the stronger for letting two singers sometimes upstage him. A little humility goes a long way.

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DIMEPIECE

A little while back Nick Cannon used to date some girl named Christina Milian and with the news of Mariah tying the knot, Christina issued a statement to her;

“All the time we were together, I heard nothing. No rumors, no gossip, and then all of a sudden I’m in Romania and I start hearing stuff. I did something no woman should do, but sometimes you’re entitled to … and I think a lot of women do it. [He cheated] the whole time with different girls, not just one, but different girls. He said to me that these girls helped his ego and made him look good.”

...and I thought he was a wholesome guy.

"Love In This KFC..."

Rihanna and Chris Brown were caught locking their greasy lips together in the local KFC. I hate that their trying to deny that they go together and that they are just close friends. These pics don't seem as though their just close friends. These two need to stop Livin A Lie and get a little Kiss Kiss goin.

Lollipop (Rmx)

Gold Digger

A songwriter/producer in MD says that Kanye West stole his tune "Volume of Good Life" for Kanye's hit the "Good Life."

Dayna Staggs (A.K.A. D'Mystro) is suing Kanye & Roc-a-Fella for copyright infringement. Staggs says that West "didn't obtain a license to use "Volume of Good Life" for his tune, and points out that Kanye was "only 6 or 7 years old" when his song was written.

She is outraged that Wests' version contains "vulgar and offensive" images and "harms the reputation" of his clean song. He wants 85% of all world sales of the proceeds from his work.

Hot Joint!!!


Love Me Sexy (Rmx) - Jackie Moon ft. Lil' Wayne
Wish this didn't have the old Wayne verse but its still hot anyways

Uncle Ruckus Reality Show



Nothing to say just watch

"I Hate Soulja Boy."


A 12 year-old boy was taken into custody Wednesday night for throwing a rock through the windshield of Soulja Boy's tour bus. When asked why he did it? He told arresting officers, "I hate Soulja Boy."
I feel the same way but you don't see me throwing rocks at the windshields of the people that I don't like, Soulja Boy included.

SC Cops Run Over Their Suspects



One cop was heard sayin' that he was tryin' to hit him like it was some sort of video game. I tell ya man, ad then to make things worse they only gave the two cops 2-3 day suspensions. Man if this was a back cop runnin' over a white guy they'd have that cop locke up immediately.

Kim Kardashian: Ass Insured

Apparently Kim Kardashian is looking in to getting her ass insured. Here's what she had to say.

"I have no idea where this all came from. I dress the same, it's nothing new. People just started picking up on it. There's all these rumors; is it fake, is it real? The comparison to Jennifer Lopez. She's my idol so I'm flattered, I'm honored. I have not insured it, but I think I should look into that."


Why is this chic even famous again?